heyhey ma bffl sunchip wanna here a secret? ok ok calmm down i no ya wanna be in ze secret ma bro but ya gotta take a chil pill


im in yo closet

nah nah

heres the real deal

GABRIELLA LENNON IS RUNNING FOR PREZZZ. so i no u wana be parto ma gang. SO VOTE FOR GABBY

YAAAAAAY

p.s didja like my gangsta talk?

A hug from taylor swift!! :)

hey guys!
well these two guys were bored one day so they set out to do a mission, get a hug from their idol taylor swift! she didnt live far away so they thought it was worth a shot. anyway they sent a video to taylor saying this, and they even made tee shirts on "a hug from taylor swift", so taylor saw this video and replyed, its not tht easy to get a hug from her! so now taylor and her friends are giving these 2 college boys "challenges", their first one wuz helping an old lady across the street, their challenge wuz accomplished, stay updated with this exciting new mission, and look out 4 challenge number 2. theyre even getting ellen degeneres to help them out!suprisingly this has gotten into quite a big thing. check out their websiste ( click here to go to it), and follow them on twitter and facebook! this is a totally cool thing, at least check out their website guys!!!! cum on!!!

p.s look it up on youtube and google 4 more info.!!!!

immortal... WAT NOOOO WAYYY JOSE!!!

ok THEY JUST FOUND AN IMMORTAL ANIMAL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
this is a bunch of stuff, i just looked it up on google......loookiee, click here


p.s if anyone is a science luver (like me!) , click here to view an awesum BioLoGY blog!!!

AND IT IS!!!

SRRY TWILIGHT LUVERSSS

Twilight oooh twilight. Stephenie meyer really needs to be more careful with how she writes, no matter wat u think about twilight, or how much u luv it or hate it, read this article!!!!! my friends have named it funny and awesum, and everyone (almost) likes this article, it opens up their eyes to how twilight really should be written. speaking of eyes...

In fairness to Marc's (read the aricle to see who he is!!) point about the word "perfect," I did just use word search on the Kindle to discover that the book contains all of the following phrases: "His perfect features." "His icy, perfect lips." "His perfect teeth." "His perfect voice." "His perfect face." "His perfect nose." "He was ... as usual, perfect and beautiful." "His perfect musculature." "He was too perfect." "A perfect statue." "The perfect texture" (of his skin). "The perfect muscles of his arm." "His perfect face" (again). "His perfect face" (third time).


And the word "eyes" appears 485 times, which is about once every page-and-a-third in hardcover. She does love eyes.

and then...
Every time I hear someone make the "at least people/children are reading!" argument, I wonder if they say "at least they're getting exercise!" when they see people running from the cops.
Just because activities are generally beneficial/virtuous/what have you doesn't mean that every application of them is worth defending
this one almost made me pee myself:
oh, just wait 'til you read "new moon". her incessant descriptions of jacob as "russet-skinned" will make you want to punch every potato you ever come in contact with for the rest of your life.
and gabby, this is for you:

Best comment I've heard re: Stephanie Meyer's writing style: "Well, she's no J.K. Rowlings." Attributed to Stephen King.

Touche and well said, Mr. King

Special thx to karen for showing this 2 me! and gabby found this amazing article (p.s check out gabby's amaaazing new blog makeover, it is sooo awesum, im addicted 2 that blog ;) click here to view gabby's amazing blogggg

anyway, this article is not rlly an article, its a chat between 2 ppl
they are sooo true and accurate, and there is a ton of humor (its so funny karen said "it made her ribs hurt soo hard" :P)
now ive kept u waiting long enough, im sure ur dying to read it ( a wink wink!)
click here to read this AWESUM chat/article thing

even if u think tht twilight series is the best series EVER, readdddd thiiiis ARTICLE!!! :)

EWWWW LOOK: "Sadly, many of our favorite foods today (especially fast foods) weren’t merely crafted in kitchens, they were also designed and perfected in labs"

OMG THAT IS SO GROSS!!!BEEEEEEWARE, READ THIS:  CLICK THIS FOR SHOCKING SECRETS ABOUT FAST FOOD

FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!

OK PEEPs, my buddy Jamila is obsessed with fried chicken as long as i can remember shes soooo funny lol, so heres her song and its to the tune of "u belong with me" sometimes it doesnt fit the tune, but the lyrics are hilarious....:
i made a chicken song... its called I Belong To Fried Chicken


Here it is!!! Enjoy!!!:



I like fried chicken

u like turkey

u belong with me right in my tummy

ur so good when ur deep fried and with fried rice on the side



i order u from the chinese retrurant

they also give me french fries with u

ur so tasty fried chicken

(oh oh oh, dont u agree)



U look so good with ur chruncy brown

and juicy tasty insides

cause ur fried chiken

and i love u fried chicken

u r my fried chicken in my dreams

and in my tummy too

i love u

would u say so too

i love u



im standing by my plate and i just want to eat u up

i just waiting till someday we break up

which i doubt cause i no u love me too

i just need to hear it, boo

just say so already im sick and tired of waiting

by my plate to hear the 4 i want to hear:

i love u jamila!

then ill ask what to go out then u'll say yes

then i'll ask where do fried chickens go to hang out

u'll say to a chinese returant called chinese food

i'll ask u if i could eat one of ur friends

u'll say it depends

i'll say does it really?

ur all fried chickens and u taste the same, what difference does it make?



i like fried chicken

u like turkey

i belong with me right in my tummy

ur so good when ur deep fried rice on the side



i order u from the chinese retrurant

they also give me french fries with u

ur so tasty fried chicken

(oh oh oh, dont u agree)



U look so good with ur chruncy brown

and juicy tasty insides

cause ur fried chiken

and i love u fried chicken

u r my fried chicken in my dreams

and in my tummy too

i love u

would u say so too

i love u

OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

DOWN SIDE-simon cowells leaving american idol by the end of this season to go to xfactor!!!!! HE IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT IS THE BEST ABOUT AMERICAN IDOL, HES SO FUNNY,

p.s did u see the pants on the ground video of that 65 yr old guy auditioning?
UPSIDE-ellen degeneres is gonna be the new judge on american idol YAYYYYYY ELLLEN!!! shes funnaaay