SRRY TWILIGHT LUVERSSS

Twilight oooh twilight. Stephenie meyer really needs to be more careful with how she writes, no matter wat u think about twilight, or how much u luv it or hate it, read this article!!!!! my friends have named it funny and awesum, and everyone (almost) likes this article, it opens up their eyes to how twilight really should be written. speaking of eyes...

In fairness to Marc's (read the aricle to see who he is!!) point about the word "perfect," I did just use word search on the Kindle to discover that the book contains all of the following phrases: "His perfect features." "His icy, perfect lips." "His perfect teeth." "His perfect voice." "His perfect face." "His perfect nose." "He was ... as usual, perfect and beautiful." "His perfect musculature." "He was too perfect." "A perfect statue." "The perfect texture" (of his skin). "The perfect muscles of his arm." "His perfect face" (again). "His perfect face" (third time).


And the word "eyes" appears 485 times, which is about once every page-and-a-third in hardcover. She does love eyes.

and then...
Every time I hear someone make the "at least people/children are reading!" argument, I wonder if they say "at least they're getting exercise!" when they see people running from the cops.
Just because activities are generally beneficial/virtuous/what have you doesn't mean that every application of them is worth defending
this one almost made me pee myself:
oh, just wait 'til you read "new moon". her incessant descriptions of jacob as "russet-skinned" will make you want to punch every potato you ever come in contact with for the rest of your life.
and gabby, this is for you:

Best comment I've heard re: Stephanie Meyer's writing style: "Well, she's no J.K. Rowlings." Attributed to Stephen King.

Touche and well said, Mr. King

Special thx to karen for showing this 2 me! and gabby found this amazing article (p.s check out gabby's amaaazing new blog makeover, it is sooo awesum, im addicted 2 that blog ;) click here to view gabby's amazing blogggg

anyway, this article is not rlly an article, its a chat between 2 ppl
they are sooo true and accurate, and there is a ton of humor (its so funny karen said "it made her ribs hurt soo hard" :P)
now ive kept u waiting long enough, im sure ur dying to read it ( a wink wink!)
click here to read this AWESUM chat/article thing

even if u think tht twilight series is the best series EVER, readdddd thiiiis ARTICLE!!! :)